Carlton Mellick III Books In OrderPublication Order of Standalone NovelsPublication Order of Short Stories/NovellasPublication Order of The Bizarro Starter Kit BooksPublication Order of CollectionsPublication Order of AnthologiesLeave a Reply
| Satan Burger | (2001) | Description / Buy at Amazon |
| Electric Jesus Corpse | (2002) | Description / Buy at Amazon |
| Punk Land | (2005) | Description / Buy at Amazon |
| The Cannibals of Candyland | (2009) | Description / Buy at Amazon |
| Warrior Wolf Women of the Wasteland | (2009) | Description / Buy at Amazon |
| The Kobold Wizard’s Dildo of Enlightenment | (2010) | Description / Buy at Amazon |
| Zombies and Shit | (2010) | Description / Buy at Amazon |
| Barbarian Beast Bitches of the Badlands | (2011) | Description / Buy at Amazon |
| I Knocked Up Satan’s Daughter | (2011) | Description / Buy at Amazon |
| Armadillo Fists | (2011) | Description / Buy at Amazon |
| The Handsome Squirm | (2012) | Description / Buy at Amazon |
| Tumor Fruit | (2012) | Description / Buy at Amazon |
| Cuddly Holocaust | (2013) | Description / Buy at Amazon |
| Quicksand House | (2013) | Description / Buy at Amazon |
| Clusterf*ck | (2013) | Description / Buy at Amazon |
| Hungry Bug | (2014) | Description / Buy at Amazon |
| ClownFellas | (2015) | Description / Buy at Amazon |
| Bio Melt | (2015) | Description / Buy at Amazon |
| The Terrible Thing That Happens | (2016) | Description / Buy at Amazon |
| The Big Meat | (2017) | Description / Buy at Amazon |
| Neverday | (2018) | Description / Buy at Amazon |
| The Boy with the Chainsaw Heart | (2018) | Description / Buy at Amazon |
| Mouse Trap | (2019) | Description / Buy at Amazon |
| The Bad Box | (2020) | Description / Buy at Amazon |
| Full Metal Octopus | (2021) | Description / Buy at Amazon |
| Goblins on the Other Side | (2022) | Description / Buy at Amazon |
| The Girl with the Barbed Wire Hair | (2022) | Description / Buy at Amazon |
| You Always Try to Kill Me in Your Dreams | (2023) | Description / Buy at Amazon |
| Apeship | (2024) | Description / Buy at Amazon |
| Scorpion Ranch | (2025) | Description / Buy at Amazon |
| Razor Wire Pubic Hair | (2003) | Description / Buy at Amazon |
| The Baby Jesus Butt Plug | (2004) | Description / Buy at Amazon |
| Fishy-Fleshed | (2004) | Description / Buy at Amazon |
| The Menstruating Mall | (2005) | Description / Buy at Amazon |
| Sex and Death in Television Town | (2005) | Description / Buy at Amazon |
| Teeth and Tongue Landscape | (2006) | Description / Buy at Amazon |
| Sausagey Santa | (2006) | Description / Buy at Amazon |
| The Haunted Vagina | (2006) | Description / Buy at Amazon |
| Sea of the Patchwork Cats | (2006) | Description / Buy at Amazon |
| War Slut | (2006) | Description / Buy at Amazon |
| Adolf in Wonderland | (2007) | Description / Buy at Amazon |
| The Egg Man | (2008) | Description / Buy at Amazon |
| Ultra F*ckers | (2008) | Description / Buy at Amazon |
| Cybernetrix | (2008) | Description / Buy at Amazon |
| Apeshit | (2008) | Description / Buy at Amazon |
| The Faggiest Vampire | (2009) | Description / Buy at Amazon |
| Crab Town | (2011) | Description / Buy at Amazon |
| The Morbidly Obese Ninja | (2011) | Description / Buy at Amazon |
| Fantastic Orgy | (2011) | Description / Buy at Amazon |
| Ugly Heaven | (2012) | Description / Buy at Amazon |
| The Steel Breakfast Era | (2012) | Description / Buy at Amazon |
| Kill Ball | (2012) | Description / Buy at Amazon |
| Village of the Mermaids | (2013) | Description / Buy at Amazon |
| The Tick People | (2014) | Description / Buy at Amazon |
| Sweet Story | (2014) | Description / Buy at Amazon |
| As She Stabbed Me Gently in the Face | (2015) | Description / Buy at Amazon |
| Every Time We Meet at the Dairy Queen, Your Whole F*cking Face Explodes | (2016) | Description / Buy at Amazon |
| Exercise Bike | (2017) | Description / Buy at Amazon |
| Spider Bunny | (2017) | Description / Buy at Amazon |
| Parasite Milk | (2017) | Description / Buy at Amazon |
| Stacking Doll | (2018) | Description / Buy at Amazon |
| Snuggle Club | (2020) | Description / Buy at Amazon |
| Glass Children | (2023) | Description / Buy at Amazon |
| Why I Married a Clown Girl From the Dimension of Death | (2023) | Description / Buy at Amazon |
| The Bizarro Starter Kit | (2006) | Description / Buy at Amazon |
| Sunset With A Beard | (2000) | Description / Buy at Amazon |
| Christmas on Crack | (2010) | Description / Buy at Amazon |
| Hammer Wives | (2013) | Description / Buy at Amazon |
| Angel Scene / Teeth and Tongue Landscape | (2003) | Description / Buy at Amazon |
| Year’s Best Fantasy and Horror: Sixteenth Annual Collection | (2003) | Description / Buy at Amazon |
| Tempting Disaster | (2005) | Description / Buy at Amazon |
| Falling from the Sky | (2007) | Description / Buy at Amazon |
| Zombies: Encounters with the Hungry Dead | (2009) | Description / Buy at Amazon |
| Avant-Garde for the New Millennium | (2009) | Description / Buy at Amazon |
| Werewolves and Shape Shifters: Encounters with the Beasts Within | (2010) | Description / Buy at Amazon |
| The Best Bizarro Fiction of the Decade | (2012) | Description / Buy at Amazon |
| Walrus Tales | (2012) | Description / Buy at Amazon |